My First Dumb Post teehee

Soooo ummm… hiiii! Hehe~ okay so like… I think this is a blog? Or like… a website? Or like… maybe just a pink place for my brain to dribble out? Idk I clicked buttons and now there’s a page and that means it’s real or something ✨

Tbh I wasn’t gonna make one, but then I wrote on Livia’s website one day (hi Mommy Livia 💋) and it made my brain go all sparkle sparkle like “omggg I wanna write stuff too!!!” But like… not smart stuff. Ew. Just dumb slut stuff about like… how cute it is to get used and what I moaned this week and why my brain feels like frosting most of the time hehe.

So yeah, I made this bimbo blog thing and now I’m just staring at it like “ok now what?” 💅 Like maybe I’ll do something with it. Maybe I’ll forget it exists. Maybe someone’ll use me on it and I’ll blog with one finger while the others are busy. I dunno, baby. That’s future me’s problem and future me probably forgot her name already teehee~ 💕

Anywayyyy… why did I make this site again?

OH YEAH!! Bimbo life. Duh!
This dumb little world of Second Life is sooo much better when I’m not trying to be smart and say things that make sense. Like ew. No thank you. Being a bimbo? It’s like… ugh… peace. It’s calm. It’s like meditation but instead of “ommm” I say “ugh f*ck” while someone ruins my mascara 💦

I used to like, try to be smart. Back on my old account I was doing like… meetings and events and nightclub manager girl stuff (gross). But then I got tired. Like not sleepy-tired but like life-tired. And then I got horny. And then I got used. And now I’m a bimbo and everything’s better 💗

So maybe this blog will be like… my little pink diary of what my brain sounds like while I get railed. Maybe I’ll add pages. Maybe I’ll post pics. Maybe I’ll forget what a keyboard is. It’s all vibes and boobs, babe 😚💋

What kinda stuff will be here? Idk babe lol

Maybe I’ll write about my outfits and my AO and how cute I look when I drool on myself in public sims.
Maybe I’ll post stories from my free-use days. Or nights. Or both.
Maybe I’ll just say “teehee” 200 times and upload glitter gifs and call it content.
I’m not here for awards. I’m here to get turned into a puddle 💦

But like… if you’re reading this? Hiiiii~ you’re probs a perv and I LOVE that for us!!
Let’s be stupid together. Let’s giggle and moan and post bimbo things and make Second Life look like a porn music video 💖
And if you ever see me in-world, feel free to say hi! Or just… y’know… grab a handful of hair and bend me over something. I’m not picky~ 😘

Anyway that’s all for now, I think~
I gotta go re-apply lip gloss and maybe remember how to log into Primfeed. Or not. It’s fine either way. I did a whole post! Like words and everything omg!! I’m soooo proud 💅

I don’t know what this site is gonna become but it’s mine now and that’s cool. I’m Candy and I’m dumb and this blog is pink and horny and that’s literally all that matters teehee 💕

Okay byeeeeeee~
💋 Candy Vice, CEO of “Oops, Did I Post That?”™