omggg hiiii Daddys n Dommies n Sirs n like… whoever else reads this with one hand teehee 💋 sooo I just wanted to do a lil brain-leaky update bc like… everything totally got borked this week and my bimbo schedule went BYE BYE 😭💅
Last week I was soooo clever (for me) and wrote soooo many slutty blog posts all in one go on Sunday to do scheduled things through the week cause it’s my only real day off from that boring real-life job stuff 🙄 and I was like “omg yay I only need to turn my brain on once a week!!” hehe! That was gonna be my new big bimbo plan 🍭
BUT THEN WORK WENT CRAZYYYYY. Like 7 days straight of boring grown-up stuff with phones and emails and ughhh NO DICK?? NO DUMB?? just coffee and crying ☕😭 I did get today half off kinda cause some fancy real-world office place closed early or something but like… idk time zones and economics or whatever, that’s way too many braincells for me rn 😵💫
So ANYWAY. I didn’t get to be a bimbo blogger queen this week and I’m soooo sorry!!! I miss being the brainless lil toy I’m meant to be but this week just said “nope” 💔
Next week maybe I can go back to typing with one hand and moaning with the other~ but this week? nuh uh 🙅♀️
Don’t forget meeee okay?? I still miss you n I still wanna be your dumb lil online doll 😭💕
Mwah mwah 💋
💞 Candy 🧁✨