Hiiiiii!!! omg hi hi hi! It’s your sparkly slut princess, your shiny lil toy, your fav giggly cocksleeve with a blog, hehe. Yesss babes, you found my silly SL adult roleplay blog again, so now you’re stuck listening to me try to use my mushy brain.
Today I’m doing, like, a super serious science thing. Mythbusting!! Teehee omg can you imagine me in goggles? Anyway, people keep saying dumb stuff about me and other bimbos. Like, all those bimbo stereotypes SL people believe. “Candy doesn’t think,” “Candy just drools,” “Candy’s just a doll.” And I’m like… rude?? I do think. Sometimes. Kinda. Not like math, but like… boobs.
So here we go babes. Candy’s mythbusting time. Slutty edition.
“Bimbos don’t think”
Hehe omg ya okay my brain is soft. Like, sooo soft. You could poke it with a dick and it would just jiggle. But I do think! I think about stuff like, “Omg should I wear pink heels or glitter heels?” I think about how much spit is too much spit before the sim crashes. I think about how long I can hold my breath with a cock in my throat. See? Thinking!
When I’m at my fav interracial roleplay sim (hi daddies!!!), I gotta think about how to sit pretty, when to moan, and how to type “yessss sir” before my drooly keyboard dies. If that’s not thinking, idk what is. Myth busted.
“Bimbos are just sex toys”
Okay… teehee maybe this one’s true. I mean, I am a sex toy. I love being a toy. Use me, bend me, fuck me, break me, giggle me. But babes, not “just.” Toys are fun! I make scenes fun. I add the dumb giggles, the squeals, the little “omg” that makes everyone harder.
Like, if you read any SL adult roleplay blog, the hot parts always come from the slutty bimbo types like me. Without us? It’s just two serious people typing boring novels at each other. With me? It’s drool, gloss, and cum. Way better.
“Bimbos can’t roleplay”
Babes pleaseee. Who do you think keeps half these sims alive? It’s us, the shiny brainless dolls! I may sound dumb but my roleplay fingers are fast. Hehe. I can type “fuck me daddy” in like 0.3 seconds flat. Olympic medal pls.
And like, at sexy sims, you gotta perform. You gotta squeal at the right time, beg at the right time, go dumb at the perfect moment. It’s like acting but with more lube. That’s roleplay, babes. Just with boobs as props.
“Bimbos don’t have fun outside sex”
Umm excuse me, I have sooo much fun outside of sex. I shop. I gossip. I take selfies with my tits pressed against the camera. That’s fun. I giggle with my other bimbo friends and we make fun of boys’ profiles. That’s fun.
Sometimes I even dance in clubs for hours with glazed eyes and no panties. That’s fun too. Not everything is cock. (Okay, 90% is cock. But still!)
“Bimbos aren’t smart enough to blog”
Lmaoooo bitch, you’re reading my blog right now. Myth destroyed. I may not be smart like “rocket science.”
Running an SL adult roleplay blog is thinking work. I gotta remember my passwords, upload pics, and type things without too many typos (hehe sorry). That’s like… bimbo Harvard.
Candy’s final thinking
Okay babes, so yessss. I do think. Sometimes. Maybe not like a genius, but like enough to keep my lip gloss stocked, my pussy wet, and my blog updated. Those bimbo stereotypes SL people say? Wrongggg. I’m not brain-dead. Just brain-light. And I like it that way.
So next time you see me at a sim with my mouth open and my eyes glazed, remember: behind that drooly giggle, there’s a thought. Probably “Omg more cock pls.” But still. A thought.
xoxo,
Candy 💋