Omg babes, Candy has BIG news teehee!!! I actuallyyy used my one braincell to do, like… interviews. Yasss interviews!! With real shiny sluts from the Second Life bimbo community. Can you believe it?? Me, the glitter-brain with lip gloss stuck to her teeth, doing something serious?? Lol Daddy would be sooo proud.
So like, I hang out at the Bimbo Bimbology sim in Second Life all the time cause duh, it’s where all the hot Daddies and dumb dollies are. And when I’m there I meet soooo many other bimbos. Like, girls in latex, pink sparkly dumb-dumbs, and drooly sluts who just wanna gag on cock and look cute doing it. Teehee. 💦
And then Candy was like: wait omggg, this isn’t just me being a brainless cum-bucket. This is like… a whole community of Second Life bimbos. And we’re soooo hot and soooo fun. So I gave some of them sparkly bribes (lip gloss, dildos, glitter… u kno the usual) and asked if I could interview them for my Second Life bimbo blog. And they said yesssss. Yay bimbo sisterhood!! 💄
🎀 Lola Luxe – the veteran sparkle slut 🎀
Omggg meet Lola Luxe. She’s like… the Barbie queen of the Second Life bimbo community. She’s been around sooo many days (idk how many, my drippy brain got distracted thinking about pink dildos, teehee).
So like, I asked her how she became a bimbo. I thought she’d be like “omg boobies are cute” but NO babes. She said it was cuz of her real life husband. Yep. A real man who was into bimbofication! And instead of paying like, a gazillion dollars for surgeries, they just logged into Second Life and did all the bimbo stuff there. He turned her into a dumb shiny slut doll online and omg she loved it.
But then omggg sad part. He passed away during Covid. And Lola stopped playing for a while. But last year she came back because she said “I think he liked me being a dumb ho so I decided to keep doing it.” Omg my dumb little slut heart cried glitter. 💔
And then because bimbos never stay sad long she reapplied her lip gloss, giggled, and said “now I gotta find me some cock babes.” Iconic. Slut goals.
Best bimbo moment? Omg she said a gangbang with FIVE guys at once, and they were all high-fiving each other while using her like a dumb toy. Like an achievement unlocked in Second Life, but the prize was turning Lola into a messy dripping cum dump. Teehee I want that sooo bad.
💕 Barbie Sparkles – the baby-brain Barbie 💕
And then there’s Barbie Sparkles. Omg she’s soooo new, like baby bimbo fresh. When I met her at Bimbology she was ONE DAY old. Like literally one. (Account days, not real age, duh teehee don’t be dumb.)
I asked her why she became a bimbo and she laughed and said she didn’t even remember she was just horny and went boom! instant slut. Mood af.
So I was like: “babes, what’s your advice for new bimbos?” And she said the smartest bimbo thing EVER: “omg babe just stop overthinking and crank the dial to sparkle max. If it feels slutty and cute you’re doing it perfect.”
Like YESSSS Barbie!! That’s literally the whole bimbo lifestyle explained in one line. Don’t think, just sparkle. Don’t plan, just gag. Don’t stress, just moan. 💦
She’s sooo cute and sooo dumb, I love her already. She’s like a perfect poster girl for the Second Life bimbo community.
💄 Why Candy loves the bimbo community 💄
Omg okay, Candy had a think (rare, ikr?) and realized something. Being a Second Life bimbo isn’t just about tits, lip gloss, moaning, and being a dumb drippy slut though like, hello, that’s the best part.
It’s also about friendship and community and sparkle sisterhood. When I’m at Bimbo Bimbology with other slutty dolls, it’s like we all share one braincell. And it’s soooo cute and sooo powerful.
Like Lola’s story made me cry-cum, Barbie made me giggle, and both of them made me realize: Candy’s not just one dumb drippy ho. Candy’s part of the Second Life bimbo community. And omg I love it sooo much.
💋 Come join the Second Life bimbo community 💋
So slutty babes, you gottaaa come hang out with us. The Bimbo Bimbology sim is like the sparkle HQ of the Second Life bimbo community. It’s full of horny Daddies, drooly sluts, and dumb dolls just waiting to get used. You can come meet Lola Luxe, Barbie Sparkles, or Candy herself (hi that’s me teehee).
You can get interviewed for my blog, or just bend me over and then sign my Bimbo Guestbook so everyone knows you used me. Omggg Daddy goals.
I sooo wanna do more of these interviews. There are sooo many sluts in the Second Life bimbo community that I wanna talk to. Maybe you’ll be the next one?? Omg imagineee. Teehee.
So like… stop just reading. Come be part of it. Come to Bimbo Bimbology in Second Life. Be a bimbo. Be a bimbo lover. Be part of Candy’s sparkly dumb family. 💖