for like, turning off your brain n’ being sooo good
Hiiiiii and welcome to like, the most important part of being a bimbo in Second Life… saying cute stuff until your brain just like, turns into pink goo and dribbles out your ears or whatever 💗✨
Like, these are little chants or thoughts or brain sparkles you can say when you’re being good, when you’re getting used, or when you’re just like brushing your hair and being adorable.
They’re soooo good for makin’ you feel dumb, wet, and like, full of purpose. Cuz like, not havin’ a brain is kinda the goal, right?
💄 Bimbo Brains Go Off Like This:
- Thinkin’s hard. Suckin’s easy.
- My job is to look cute and get filled.
- I don’t do logic I do cock.
- I’m not smart, I’m sparkly.
- My holes know more than I do.
- I wake up, I giggle, I get used.
- I don’t need answers, I need used.
- My brain’s off but my mouth’s sooo ready.
- Cum in me, not on my hair… wait no, on both!
- The only thing I solve is erections 💋
💗 Free Use Bimbo Babble
- I’m not yours but you can still use me.
- If my mouth’s not full, I’m not doing my job.
- Use me. Leave me. Do it again.
- You don’t have to love me, just fuck me good.
- I’m open. Like, literally.
- I’m the sim bicycle so ride me.
- Ask? Ew, just take.
- No thoughts, just needs.
- Bimbo furniture with feelings… wait no, scratch that.
- If you’re hard, I’m yours. That’s the rule.
💅 Praise ‘n Obey Chants
- Good girls gag.
- I kneel pretty. That’s my talent.
- Obeying is soooo relaxing.
- My body says yes. My brain says… huh?
- I don’t know things. I just listen.
- If he tells me to bark, I bark.
- I’m not in charge. I’m in use.
- Leash goes on. Brain goes off.
- My holes are good girls too 💖
- I’m a doll. I get posed and pounded.
✨ Dumb Bimbo Energy Boosters
- I like shiny things and big dicks.
- I don’t study, I just spread.
- If I could think, I wouldn’t be a bimbo.
- I’m stupid on purpose.
- My IQ dropped with every squeal.
- No thoughts. No worries. Just tits.
- Spelling is hard. Fucking is not.
- One hand in my hair, one hand down my thong.
- I’m not forgetful, I’m just empty!
- My brain left the chat and I let it go.
💦 Cute and Degraded (Yay!)
- I’m not special. I’m just ready.
- Use me like a tissue.
- You break it, you own it. Oopsie.
- I’m a mess with tits.
- Cuddle me after or kick me out idc.
- I’m disposable and lookin’ cute about it.
- I’m your slutty lil secret.
- I’m barely human. I’m bimbo-coded.
💖 How To Use These!
Okay so like, you can totally say them out loud. Or type ’em in local chat while you’re on your knees being all drooly and desperate. Or write them in your profile. Or like, chant them while applying lipgloss.
Just repeat one until your brain goes poof and you’re nothing but holes and giggles. That’s the whole point, duh!
💖 Affirmation Sheet!
Okay okay so like… I made you a gift!!
It’s a Bimbo Affirmation Sheet ‘cause like, sometimes your brain needs help remembering all the important stuff. Like how dumb you are. And how cute. And how ready to be used you should always be hehe.
You can download it right here and print it out or just like… stare at it and imagine you filled it in. Or actually fill it in with a sparkly pen while chewing bubblegum. That’s what I do.
💋 Just write your name.
💋 Pick your brain mood (mine’s usually “Empty & Wet”)
💋 Scribble your fave mantras like “Use me like a toy” or “Good girls swallow”
💋 Check what you’re cravin.
💋 Doodle some dumb horny thoughts in the little notes bit.
It’s sooo easy, even a bimbo can do it. Like, literally. Me. I did it. So you can too, slut 💕
Now go fill it out and be the bestest, brainlessest bimbo you can be today, okie? 💗
💋 Bonus Tips From Candy
- Giggle every time you say one
- Wear something pink when you chant them
- Say them while you’re getting used it’s hot
- Ask your Owner to pick one for you and tattoo it on you (hehe)
Bimbo Bimbology is like your new church, and these are your prayers. So chant, moan, giggle, and stay dumb.
Now go be pretty, brainless, and soooo useable.
And remember: If you ever forget your place, just repeat one of these mantras and you’ll remember exactly what you’re for.
Mwah 💋
—Candy
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