Okaaaaay so like hiyaaa!!! I made this cute lil translator thingy because ummmm I noticed sooo many smarties in Second Life sayin’ big brain things and I was like… wait what? 🤯 Like why not say it like a dumb lil bimbo instead?? So I did it teehee 💕
This is your totally official, super pink, totally fake-smart-to-brainless-bimbo converter. Like a Google Translate but instead of French it’s slut! Perfect for when you’re RPing, chatting in public, or just trying to turn someone’s pants tight and their brain off 😋
Bimbo voice is iconic and it’s how we flirt, how we brat, how we beg for Daddy to ruin our throat and then forget why we were even typing. And now YOU can sound just as brainless too 🧠❌
Copy-paste these. Send ’em in chat. Moan while you do it. And if your IQ drops 20 points? You’re doing it right YAYYY 💄
🔁 Smart to Stupid – The Official Bimbo Translator
| 🧠 Smart Talk | 💋 Bimbo Talk |
|---|---|
| “I’m stressed about work.” | “uhhhh my brain’s sleepy… can someone like… breed me??” |
| “I had a rough day.” | “daddy I’m all hurty inside I need cock cuddles~” |
| “Let’s talk about this later.” | “ewwww too many words can u just bend me now??” |
| “Can we communicate better?” | “wanna spank me until I squeak yes???” |
| “I need help focusing.” | “ugh I can’t think!! can you like… fuck the thoughts out??” |
| “I don’t understand this.” | “my brain’s jelly… make it worse 🥺👉👈” |
| “Please explain what you mean.” | “um idk just tell me what hole to use teehee” |
| “I want attention.” | “helloooo use me I’m sooo needy n drippy n dumb 😩” |
| “Let’s have an adult conversation.” | “do u wanna choke me n call it a convo?” |
| “I’m intelligent and independent.” | “oopsie no thoughts just holes~” |
💌 Submit Your Own Bimbo Translation 💌
Did you like… think of a smart sentence but wanna bimbofy it?? SEND IT TO ME!!! I’ll translate it into something suuuper slutty and dumb and add it here for all the other lil brain-dead princesses 💌
Just comment on this post or message me in-world (search: CandyVice) and I’ll turn your lame brain sentence into bimbo goo 🍓
✨ Why Use a Bimbo Translator Anyway?
Because thinking is exhausting babe!! Second Life bimbo roleplay is all about ditching the smart girl stuff and fully slipping into your pinkest, stupidest, slipperiest self 💕 This is a place for submissive bimbos, airheaded dolls, sissy girls, cum-hungry pets, and anyone else who loves living the dumb, glossy life.
Using bimbo phrases helps with:
- 💬 Better immersion in Second Life bimbo sims
- 🔞 Spicier chat and sex RP
- 🧠 Turning your smart friends into horny messes
- 💅 Building your bimbo brand identity
- 💗 Letting go of real life stress (seriously… it helps!!!)
💿 Bonus Dumb Tips from Candy
- Don’t overthink your wording. Like literally stop thinking lol.
- Use emojis like they’re glitter: throw them EVERYWHERE ✨💦💕🍬
- Spell things wrong ON PURPOSE. Bimbos don’t proofread. We pout.
- If a dom wants smart convo, run. You’re a doll, not a therapist.
- Practice with friends! Turn whole convos into mushy brain play 🧃
💄 Final Thoughts (well… kinda~)
Typing like a bimbo isn’t just roleplay… it’s an aesthetic, a vibe, a lifestyle. You don’t need permission to be dumb — just a good gloss, an empty brain, and a text box to squeal in 💕
So go on. Use this Bimbo Translator. Say dumb things. Giggle while you do it. And remember, smart talk gets skipped… bimbo talk gets fucked.
Teehee~
🍭 Candy 🍬
Want more bimbo tools?
👉 Bimbo Mantras & Affirmations
👉 Bimbo Phrases Cheat Sheet
👉 Bimbo Tasks & Challenges