Okaaaay babes, like hiiiii and welcome to the Second Life Bimbo Bible 💕✨ I’m Candy and I’m suuuper excited you’re here because this is like… the official, real, actual guidebook for being a dumb, hot, sexy bimbo in Second Life!! 💄 Like… duh! Maaaaaaaybe you’re baby bimbo just starting your dumb slut journey or a full-on brainless cumdump ready to get used in every sim from Interracial Payback to Bimbo Beach Motel, this is where you learn the rules, teehee!
Second Life bimbo life isn’t just looking hot (but like… you better look hot, slut). It’s about forgetting smart stuff, drooling a lil, moaning a lot, and being everyone’s favorite fucktoy. This bimbo bible is gonna help you act, look, and moan like the best Second Life bimbo you can be. Think: big tits, no thoughts, perfect lips, glossy skin, and a brain turned totally into glitter pudding 🍧
If you’ve ever searched “how to be a Second Life bimbo” or “bimbo training Second Life” or even “dumb sexy bimbo rules in SL,” you found the right place babe. Now sit your glossy ass down, turn off your brain, and let Candy teach you the holy word of teehee~ 💋
1. Thou shalt not think 🧠❌
Thinking? Ewwww. That’s like… for librarians and accountants and those nerds who know what “APR” means. You’re a bimbo now. Thinking is cancelled. If someone asks you a question, giggle or say “uhhh” until they give up or bend you over 💕
2. Thou shalt always be glossy 💄💦
Lips? Glossed. Tits? Oiled. Ass? Jiggly. Skin? Shiny like a fresh glazed donut. If you’re not reflecting light like a mirrorball in heat, you’re doin’ it wrong, babe~ ✨
3. Thou shalt say teehee a lot 💕
Teehee is not just a word. It’s a lifestyle. Say it when you’re confused. Say it when you’re horny. Say it when Daddy says something and your brain’s too gooey to understand. Teehee~ fixes everything, promise 😇
4. Thou shalt get used daily 🍆
A day without someone using your holes? Babe, are you okay? You should be full at least twice before lunch. It’s like breakfast but slutty 🥐🍑
5. Thou shalt never argue 📵
Arguing? With your limited brain cells? Girl no. Just pout, wiggle, or suck. Let smarter people (like Daddy) deal with the big decisions. You’re just here to moan and forget how chairs work 💕
6. Thou shalt flirt with everything 💅
That Dom in leather? Flirt. That latex bimbo? Flirt. That weird guy who smells like mesh and talks in third person? Flirt. Everyone gets some sugar from you, slut ✨
7. Thou shalt worship the strap 😍
Dildos, cocks, machines, hands, tentacles, whatever. If it goes in, goes hard, and leaves you drooling on your keyboard, it’s basically holy. Amen 🙏
8. Thou shalt build your brand 💖
Take selfies like it’s your job (because it kinda is). Post to Primfeed. Moan in captions. Wear pink. Show tit. Be dumb. Repeat. The world needs to know how hot and empty you are 💁♀️
9. Thou shalt obey the leash 🐾
If someone collars you? You’re theirs. Full stop. Don’t think. Don’t question. Just follow and hump when told. Slaves obey, bimbos serve, toys get used. You’re probably all three teehee~
10. Thou shalt always cum when told 🍓
Daddy says cum? You explode. Simple. No questions, no hesitations, just creamy obedience and a ruined chair. That’s the bimbo way.
🧁 The Bimbo Bible Promise 🧁
Repeat after me:
“I’m a dumb, juicy lil thing who was born to jiggle, giggle, and forget what day it is.”
“I give up my brain, my dignity, and my panties in the name of bimbohood.”
“Teehee. Amen.”
Now go, my little pink disciple, and spread the Bimbo Word across Second Life.
Flood the chat. Jiggle your butt. Obey every commandment with your mouth open and your thoughts turned off 🧠💨💋
And remember… if your brain starts thinking again, that’s a sin, baby 💕 Better go sit on something big until it shuts up again teehee~
🍬 Blessed be the bimbo.
— Candy Vice, High Priestess of the Glossy Gospel 💖